[Current mood: happy]
[Current song : Papa Roach- Scars]
Sth cute that I got from Kylie, lol :)))
In Singapore, the majority of
us live in Highly
Dangerous Buildings (HDB), and most people
have already got used to Paying and Paying
(PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until
Bankrupt (PUB). If that's not enough, somebody
still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get
more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)? With the current Mad Accounting System(MAS), you are
forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA), which will
leave some people Permanently Owing Some
Banks (POSB) and forced to live on the Loan
Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted
to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH), you
might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral
(CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors
who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you, and
you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay
Cash On Expressway (COE). If that doesn't
help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices
(ERP) on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a
Mad Rush to the Train (MRT) OR get squashed
in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not
many places we can relax. Not even the good
old place we used to go because it has
become So Expensive and Nothing To See
Actually (SENTOSA)!!!
6:56 AM
